Thursday, October 22, 2009

new car!!

yay im excited! I'll be getting a new car either tomorrow or monday! We have to wait for the color I want to get to the lot. Its carbon black metallic. it has shimmerys! My color choices were very limited. It was between that, dark blue (kinda ugly), gold, and white. My choice was obvious. I had to buy a GM because i get $1500 off from my dad, so in my price range it was was either a G6(what im getting) or a cobalt. I'm not gunna lie its not like the fanciest looking car,but its cute. It has sooo much stuff! It has satelite radio, cruise control, onstar, automatic doors and windows and auto start. I drove one and it was sooo much nicer than my car. I cant even talk about it... ANNND get this, so my car's trade in value is $300. Yikeeeesss.

Im so pumped! I want it now. It was soo sammmoooth to drive. I'll miss my sunfire but.. yay new car!

What happened yesterday? It was crystal day, we saw paranormal activity. It was good. It would have been better if the back row wasnt full of the kind of black people that dont shut up during horror movies. They kept laughing at scary parts and they made fart noises and they would go SHIT and DAMN. i hated them. I wanted to say something so bad. They didnt shut up. The movie was good though, it was scary. It was like a blair witch documentary style about ghosties.

After Crystal day, I went to Silkys with Kim and we sang some more hot hits. Runaway Train happened, it was magical. I also did eve6 and better than ezra and sponge. I LOVE IT!!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

There is never a time when i dont wish i was boning Rose McGowan.

Hey guys!!

I dont remember what i blogged last but im sure i have good things to say! FOR INSTANCE, on Monday, xtina came over and we went out to buy our costumes. THEY WERE OUT OF THE BANANA!!! She said the target by her has the banana, but i swear to god (that means a lot!), if shes not a banana, ima punch somebody in the face. No shell get it. Im still gunna be a really cool gorilla. Still undecided on the mask issue. It came with a mask. I think im against it though. I'll have an ape body with a Carrie head? I might paint my face up a little (not black face, just a little), might do my hair up fun. I was thinkin a double bun like gwen steffani. who knows! i just know that i cant drink very well with a giant mask on! it came with gloves though and ill prollie try to rock those out as much as i can. they probably arent good for drinking either but well see!! I also bought its always sunny in philadelphia season 4. theres an episode all about poop. its amazing.

Anyway, afterwords, we wanted some boozies so we went to stocks. I guess they have dollar beers on monday.. and they had champagne of beers! i was excited about that. Cassie M. and her friend Stacy came up and they sat with us and we got realll silly. We got these shots called oatmeal cookies and they were really good! Then we decided we needed to sing so we went to Rockstarz (it used to be Jamies!) and it was really fun! Xtina and I sang Poison by Alice Cooper and we did Sonny and Cher. The dj was making people do kareoke roulette, so stacy and i did it and we did alanis morisette, easy! i was hoping wed get something kind of outta hand! xtina was hitting on this cute rock n roll boy all night and then he left without saying bye.. THEN the kareoke man asked her for her number and she gave it to him because shes an idiot (not cute at all.. and they didnt talk at all. it was wierd) and he followed us out to the car. I dropped a whole bunch of shit out of my purse and he picked it up. That was nice. then they made out and i waited in the car. hangovers the next day! wooo!

Yesterday (hangover day) i wasnt too bad. I went on a walk BY MYSELF (whaa? i know) and i brought my litttle ipod shuffle and jammed out to some toons. i did the mile at attwood and then walked around a while. ima say i did about 2 miles. im ok with that. maybe ill walk more? its easier than elipticaling. or maybe ill do both! who knows. that will probably never happen... it was actually really nice out yesterday, not to cold. It was effing sunny, and when i was about done with mile #1 it started raining but it went away. so things got wet. whatevs.

Still no car. I had to get all my check stubs from the rec and from shafer. i have them from the rec but i think shafeys assistant forgot. ill have to bug her.

today is crystal day. im freakishly hungry! im like sooo hungry. i had a huge #2 earlier and i think thats partially responsible. ive also been up like 3 hours, so theres that. i need to buy some red and black for when i meet marilyn manson. i need black pants anyway and maybe ill find a fun shirt to wear. i need to be a cheapo about it though.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Gotta ticket for a runaway train, like a madman laughin at the rain, a little outta touch a little insane, its just easier then dealing with the pain!

I'm obsessed with soul asylum.

Ive had the flu for about a week. its been really fun. I finally feel like me again and its beautiful. I didn't die. I hope it was swine flu. That would be funny. Maybe i'll just tell people it was.

2 nights ago I watched this movie called Trick 'R Treat... and it was insane. I was grassed up the first time i watched in and.. I was really scared.. like really scared! And i had it on demand so i watched it again last night and it was still really scary without the pottery! I tried to record it but im an idiot! It said it was recording but i dont know if you need to do something when you stop it?? My dad knows how. But I wanted that one! It was really graphic. It killed a lot of kids and I like that. There was a crazy scene with Marilyn Manson playing in the background and all these girls were at an outside small party and they got naked and then they pulled off their skin and they were werewolfs and they ate everybody and i loved it. ahhhhh. I miss scary movies. i didnt watch too many for a while there.

I hope target has my gorilla costume still cuz im buyin it today! i needs it! nothing else will do! im pumped!!

I was out of business most of this week, no good stories! I worked. thats cool. TTYLLLL

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Readers Beware!

The summer between 7th and 8th grade, all me and sam did was write plays and reenact them for my parents. We did this with a girl named Heather who we only hung out with for one summer. I hope you're ready for whats about to happen.
(I'm gunna type how i wrote it, i expect many misspellings)

The 3 Musketeerettes
Queen-Carrie
Gabriella- Carrie
Theodosia- Heather
Catalina-Samantha

We Walk in
Gabriella-It's not fair, why should they get all the credit?
Theadosia- I know, all the musketeers do is protect the king. Isn't the queen just as important?
Catalina- Well I think so, yet do you ever hear someone mentioning the musketeerettes?
Gabriella and Theadosia- No!

(I knock foot 3 times)

Theadosia- The mails here!
Catalina- I'll get it (leave, come back with mail) It's from the queen!
(Sam hands to me)
Gabriella- (opens is)(moves eyes over it and mumbles it to myself) Oh my gosh!
Theadosia- let me see that. (reads letter)
Catalina- Oh my gosh, only one of us? I'll do it
Gabriella- no me!
Theadosia- No, she'd rather have me!
All of us- (We all talk at once and argue about who should do it)
Gabriella- Theadosia, Catalina, Were acting like spoiled children, shut up!
Catalina- Why don't you, Gabriells!
Theadosia- Yeah!
Gabriella- Come one, lets just talk about it. Does it say how we choose?

Everyone grabs at letter and it rips.

Theadosia- Now look what you guys did?
All- Argue about it
Catalina- Cant we put it back together?
Gabriella- Yeah, ok. (we put it back together) It says we have to choose amongst ourselves.
Catalina- One of you can do it, because I don't want to ruin our friendship.
Gabriella- Well I will. (pulls out knife)
(fights)

G- I stab T in arm
T-T kills me
C- I don't even want to do it now.

Leave

Queen- Hello. I see you've chosen one. (other walks in) or maybe not
T- Well, your majesty, we decided we can't choose
Q- Well, I have no choice but to take all 3 of you.
T- Well, I'm sorry, but, I kill...
C-She climbed the biggest mountain! It was really amazing. Well Gabriella has a rare....
T- Disease with no cure! No one can see her
Q- Well, I'm sorry to hear that, the two of you will be fine.
C- When do we start?

Wow! I can honestly say i didnt read it though before I typed it. I hope yall loved it. That really has a message! We wrote that when we were like 12.. clearly too old

Great Ape

Yayyyyy at the state wayne i only have to work until 4 on halloween! We are only showing one set of movies! I'm pretty excited about this.. AND sams going to have a party, and she wasnt before... SO I'm pretty sure i will be going as a gorilla and christina will be my banana. I'm really excited about it. I'm undecided about a mask. I dont think I wanna do that. I think I may just have an ape body. The costume I want is really cool, its furry and it has ape nipples. maybe i could get just like an eyemask? I dont want a big stupid rubber mask. Itll be funny.

Oh halloween. My list of things to do is basically entirely incomplete! Ive done nothing! NOTHING! Oh i guess thats not entirely true, i got the spooky drink and the ghoul hand is frozen in my freezer at this very moment. But thats all. I think a haunted house is in the near future. Did i mention on here that xtina went to halloweekends and only made it on 3 rides during 10 hours? They didnt even get it any haunted houses. Isnt that lame? Ive always wanted to go but i bet its always pretty busy. i can go to haunted houses without cedar point. Im excited to carve a pumpkin. We decorated the state wayne, its very festive.

SOOO crystal, i missed the new always sunny, but the one they played after it.. the mac bangs the waitress... is amazing! i think ive seen it before but i just couldnt even handle it this evening. SOOOO goood. I want to buy all the seasons too! ahhhh!!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Eff your mom

Ughhh. I had such fun plans for today! Christina and i were going to drink all day and see a movie AND watch the biggest loser. I was also going to buy a new vibe!! Damnit! I woke up today and was gunna call andrew and i vomited first which was really fun, then i felt a little better, taked to the al, farted a few times, and then i literally slept until 5pm. yeah. 5. that happened. i feel a little better, i ate some pringles, drank some water. Im still in bed though. its like 6:30. awsome. Xtina may or may not come over for the biggest loser... But we were gunna drink the punch with the scary hand in it. i even froze the hand! AHHH! hopefully ill feel better by tomorrow. i dont have a fever or anything...

I had about a million crazy unrelated dreams. i had a dream that me and some people were in california and we were on this hill by the ocean and there was an alligator and some girl fell on it. thats what i think about.

Ugh so remember when i said i joined all these contests? i think they were mostly legit but usweekly said i owed them like $50 so i cancelled and said i wouldnt pay it. they dont have my credit card info so i dont think they can really do anything. eff that. that was the one to hawaii. i dont think any of the other contests were from magazines so hopefully i will go SOMEWHERE! ahhhh ill end up with a vacation to denmark. i really have no interest in going to denmark. im not sure i can think of anywhere id rather go less than denmark.

moo and i boned earlier today. it was magical. she jumped on top of bubba and rode him for a second and i was pretty happy about it

i watched zombieland for the second time yesterday. amazing. i love it.

Monday, October 12, 2009

796!

Yayy dont worry my credit score is 796. Im pretty happy with that. If I can get check stubs from shafer for the last two months, then i think i may buy a new car on thursday! if not then i have to wait for like 2 months and make copies of them! its wierd cuz he writes personal checks so i dont really know how it works! but I AM getting a new car. ive decided. i can do it and its gunna go down. im sick of my stupid car and i dont want to deal with it in the winter.. my heat will work and my cd player will work! i wannnnt it! im looking at a pontiac g5 and i can get a 2009 for like 15,000, and its gm so i get about a grand off from my dad, and i also will get some money back from my sunfire, not a lot though. Ill be a little sad to see it go but im sooo ready for a new car.

Pottery Barn

The day has come. It has finally come. Someone lost pottery at the State Wayne, and Allison found it!! AHhh! Theres like $40 worth. So the next day, dont worry, someone came looking for it. He was really persistant about finding his "medical marijuana". He came back like 3 times that day and said the janitor must have taken it. AA felt bad, but I didnt. I was annoyed that he kept talking. If it really is medical marijuana, ive heard its super strong, so i can only hope so!

Saturday we had my fake bday party. It was okay. Not as fun as id hoped! I dont know! We went to stockys and then US 12, and i just wasnt feelin the 12! Not at all! The music was all awful, worse than normal.. and i dont know, i guess i didnt feel that dancy. Amber brought a friend and she dryhumped some guy all night. I ended up getting REALLY trashed. REALLY REALLY trashed. there are a lot of things i dont really remember. i had to be reminded that i danced with some dirt but i dont even know what he looked like, i dont think i even really looked at him at the time. I kind of left quick, no one really wants to dance with dirts and us12, nothing good can come from that... I dunno, i was silly for a while, we danced a bit. Everyone left but me sam and allison and we stopped back at stockdales cuz the some of that crazy old lewis clan and jill were over there. dont worry i made an ass of myself. i was ok for a bit but i kinda had a spazz and i was THAT GIRL that starts sobbing at the bar. they all saw it. it was embarrassing. fuck my life. it was an ok night, i think id much rather be at silkys all the time. The freak out was right at the end of the night, so thats kind of what i left with. thats how i remember the evening. cool!

I just entered literally 10 vacation contests! lets see if i remember! Hawaii,Carribean Cruise, LA, Denmark, China Cruise, Disney world... Wow is that really all i remember? I really want to go somewhere... but i need a car and i guess im going to put that first... even though i just want to do everything!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Dissapearing warts??

A few important things need to be discussed.. namely.. so Allison Gardiner is going to be in an art show and there is a guest artist... marilyn manson! And word on the street is that he may attend, SOOOO im gunna go with the allisons and have butt sex with marilyn manson, for everyone whos intersted. AHAHAHA i can only hope! how cool would i be if i had a picture with marilyn manson?? sooo cool! AND say my boyfriend doesnt show up.. then, i will at least get to see his carazzzy art and there will be ABSYNTHE TASTING? whaaa? you heard me! isnt that crazy? im stoked! you have to wear red and black! so i will! and me and marilyn manson are gunna be dating soon, so i wont talk to either of you. sluts.

What else? so ive had these warts on my feet, they started appearing like 6 years ago. Theyre just lil plantars warts, but they spread kind of hardcore, like i had about 10... but they are mysteriously going away and im not going to ask questions! like they are half gone already and the remaining few are faint at best! at best! im pumped! i did so much to get rid of them but nothing worked! i switched body washes, maybe thats it??? i dont know but i love it. i was planning on getting rid of them soon cuz im losing my health insurance in january, but it looks like i wont have to!

Im having my 3 week late bday party tomorrow! it will be fun! xtina cant come but i will live. id invite you crystal but you hate all my friends! its true! slut! im okay with it. so it will be small. annnyway it should be fun. im gunna be silly.

i havnt talked to jessica in months! she texted a while ago and i ignored it. im a jerk.

i got the cranberries tickets in the mail and they are from livenation and they are really big. they are like double the regular size.

im considering purchasing a new car inthe near future. mines being silly and i dont want to put any serious money into it... and i want satelite radio.

i dont like you.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Get out of my dreams! Get into my car!

Yesterday was a really good day!! yayyy! It started off with crystal day, it was a good time. We ate some delicious Red Robin and she applyed for a house loan and the little loan man said shed definately get it, so thats coool.... AND i bought 3 shirts! ahhhh! Im outtta controllll! 2 were on sale but it was at macys so that really doesnt mean anything.... and there was this purple coat i really want that i talked myself out of at the time but i need a new coat and im going to keep thinking about it until i buy it... BUT it was $200 and i dont really want to do that.. so who knows... We saw Zombieland and it was amazing! It was everything i could have wanted! It was really gory and it was funny AND bill murray was in it dressed like a zombie but he wasnt and he smoked pot with them and then someone shot him cuz they thought he was a zombie. it was amazing. What else? Oh we bought crazy meijer sushi which seemed like a good idea but... ehhh im not feeling so great today and i did drink last night but... i kind of blame the sushi. it wasnt good. i was drunk and stoned and it still wasnt good. you know something is absolute shit if youre stoned and you dont want to eat it. dangit..

After crystal day, kimberly called ( she wants to be called michelle now. its her middle name. i dont like it) and wanted to go out. We wanted to find somewhere new... and we found a gold mine! its amazing! its called slinkys and its in dearborn.. when we were talking about where we wanted to go, kim was hungry and i wanted to eat, we discussed kareoke, and i really wanted fancy drinks. ... annnnd SLINKYS HAD IT ALL!!! AHHH! its a martini bar that does kareoke wednesdays and has FREE CONEYS!! WHAAAA???? I couldnt even handle all the fun drinks they had. I had a rasberry truffle drink that made me want to cream my pants... and they were only like $5.50. AND no one was there so we just kept singing and the kareoke lady loved us and danced with us. there was only one other person who sang and he loved it too. it was great. allison and her ICP FRIEND came and joined us. her friend was nice but he had awful clothes and said jason is better than freddy, so andrew youd probably like him. ANNYWAY ommmygod i finally sang by myself and it was good! like i sang like shit and it didnt matter! ima go through what we did! OK first me and kim did the cars "just what i needed" and a whole new world together, and by myself i did bullet with butterfly wings, some stone temple pilots, GET OUUUTTA MY DREAMS GET INTO MY CAR, we all did with a little help from my friends..i feel like theres more! she didnt even have a book cuz she had so much on her computer, she had 70,000 songs, she said.... wooooooooooooo i think slinkys might be the new spot. they have dancing thursday- saturday and me and allison might go again tonight! yeah i said it!

Saturday were doing a little belated bday party cuz i never went out for it, its gunna be small.. i think just me, sam, amber, kim, and maybe allison are going. no xtina! sad, shes goin to halloweekends.

I just got sam the coolest thing. we always get eachother a lil somethin on bdays, and i kinda did the best thing anyone has ever done for anyone... i put us on m&m's!! ahhh!!! theres one thats just her as gene simmons, and the other picture is all of us as kiss, and the backs say SHOUT IT OUT LOUD and YOU GOT THE BEST!!! im pumped. i wanna buy fun m&ms all the time now. they kind of pricey for m&ms but theyre just so cool!!

Monday, October 5, 2009

!!!banana!!!

So earlier today xtina and i went to target and we were looking at costumes. There was a giant banana and a giant gorilla. We said we should be a banana and a gorilla and she tried on the banana and this smooth black guy in a suit walks by and stops. he hit on xtina while she was a giant banana and he gave her her card. it was amazing. he was really persistant about getting her number.

Oo we both bought crazy halloween drink mixes, im really excited to drink them. she got scary cosmopolitans that are frozen and it came with a BLOW UP CAULDRON to but the drinks in. i got a super scary punch that comes with a hand that floats in it. I also got Mallrats... and Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore came together for $12 so i had to get it. There was no choice!

The best lineup is on right now. There was an hour of scrubs and now there is an hour of south park. its amazing. i couldnt imagine anything better.

Earlier this evening, moo was dragging her butt on the floor. I secretly thought it was darling but then she left a poop smeer on the carpet and she was dropping little poop pieces and it was all stuck in her butt. we had to wash it like roscoe! ahhhhH!!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

AHH!

Ok so i just watched the trailer for the new freddy movie... and it looks like it could be amazing!! im so excited! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-tSvrkKx2Y crystal watch, im gunna make you go with me. i was really skeptical... but it looks awesome! im pumped!

I worked all day again. Im wearing a sparkly headband i stole from sam for kiss and i think i need to buy some because i kinda think im rockin it out. i want to keep this one. maybe shell forget i have it?

i guess thats it. i was just really excited about the freddy.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Well!

I answered the question on my own that i asked in my last bloggerrr. He goes "doyouwannacomeover,canyoucomeover,whenwillyoucomeover" really fast and at the time it was really funny. ima try to find it on youtube. i remember it was there before cuz i loved it so much.

Today. was. stupid. Today was a stupid, pointless day. I woke up early because there was a bday party at the wiz and i had to be there at 10:30, AND dont worry cranberries tickets went on sale at 10 so important things were going on. Anyway, i guess that all happened without a hitch.. BUT THEN.. ok you know how they do those stupid cancer runs through wayne every year? Its like right through my neighborhood, literally on my street. I had to wait for runners to pull out of my driveway. i went to take winslow to rec center to pick up balloons but there were tons of runners so i went to annapolis but it was blocked off so i had to turn around and go to richard with minimal runners. i took it to howe and howe had police directing traffic and it took 5-10 MINUTES to get into the rec center parking lot because they wouldnt stop the runners, you had to wait for gaps. I finally got in and JRUDD never told them to blow up the stupid balloons so i had to wait another 10 min for that, and then it took like 5 to exit the parking lot. ANNOYING. and then AND THEN.. im supposed to meet these people at 10:30, i was late because of all that other crap and they still werent there. a pizza guy they called came at 11:15 for their party and waited for like 15 min and left. they never came. i called and they didnt call back. BITCHES. and then i worked a double. it was a stupid 14 hour day. i guess that was the worst of it but it was really FUCKING ANNOYING. Oh and ps mi ave was closed off cuz someone was trying to kill themselves off the train tracks over mi ave by newburg? i dont know if they succeeded. i can only hope.

um im in the downstairs computer room and a cat just pooped. it smells like hardcore poop. i blame one of kellys stupid cats. they are getting integrated into the house. i dont like them. one of them growls when you pet it.

another reason my day sucked is cuz i ran out of tampons and i dont want to buy more so im using state wayne tampons and a pad in case cuz the pons suck, and i bled all over my underwear. so thats cool. and it feels like im wearing a full diaper. dangit.

Whats good thats going on? I know i mentioned it up there, but yeah, cranberries! im really excited. i got main floor and its at the filmore. Evverythings stinky, stinky without you!

i saw gamer. it was fun. there were a lot of boobs in it. it was cheesy and i loved all the cheese. there was like an important end scene where the main guy is about to kill the bad guy but the bad guy has all these cronies and he controls their minds so he has them do a dance sequence while good guy kills them. it loved it. they snapped their fingers.

at the wizzy we have a whole bunch of orphan posters and at the top it says "there's something wrong with esther" so we cut it off and hung it over the door.

whoooaa i just looked in the cat litter and there is a very serious poop in there. i can tell why it stinks. its totally a kelly cat poop. my cats are nice and they cover it up so it doesnt smell but hers like to stink up the place. they are cunts. no one is nice. fuck you. ummm.

tata for now