Wednesday, September 30, 2009

UMMM

im here for one thing and one thing only, i have a question. andrew, im counting on you for this. remember stay alive, that movie about the killer video game with frankie muniz from malcom in the middle? in the biggining, theres a nerd playing the game and he gets a phone call from his friend, says something absolutly insane, hangs up and then dies. what did he say that was sooo crazy? i remember we like rewatched it because it was so funny, and i cant remember what he said. he was like inviting the friend over to play the game with him, and one of them says the funniest thing ive ever heard. does this ring a bell? i need to know!

Dawwwgy

Today i bought 2 things that really signify who i am as a person.. and i think they may be the two things i buy the most in life... clearly batteries for my vibrator and booze. that is my life. and i think i may be really happy with674,k ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn that. moo moo walked on the keyboard, i thought id leave her input. i also bought her a rooster hat for halloween but i havnt successfully gotten it on her yet. i think i will be able to when shes reallll sleepy. BTW half of my bacardi is already gone! ahhh! how do i do it???

Tomorrow my mom and i are going to a baseball game, the twins are playin clearly. it will be fun, the tigers might win the pennant (? i think?) and if they do then its kind of a big deal i guess so everyone will be crazy. stuff might explode, i dont know. then im makin xtina go on a bar night with me cuz i have the night off.

So earlier today.. me and crystal were comparing my sister to roscoe, my white cat, and i think its pretty accurate. they both hunch over and they both are kind of smelly and greasy. its the truth! its the truth and im not afraid to say it! and anyway, today my mom was talking about how erik loves to take care of roscoe and i thought it was funny because roscoe and kelly are both needy and smelly. does anyone get it???? i laughed. Todays an anti kelly day. shes needy and she always wants someone to pity her and im kinda over it. she sits there all hunched over and like making faces and everyones always asking whats wrong and she always falls asleep in the living room and everyone has to force her to bed and erik like puts and arm around her to carry her down.. and im just like, if everyone stopped humoring her, maybe shed stop doing it. i hate it! blahhhhhhhhhhhhh. my moms on the same page. i was glad.

Another purchase today was strawberry milkshake whoppers. ive always wondered what those are like and the conclusion isss EHHHH. they alright. i thought they would change the middle part to be like strawberry but its the same, they just changed the outside. not something id do again!

i think moo just sipped some of my boozies. she looked displeased. im obsessed with my cat! dangit! im not aloud to write about her ever agian. this is really all i have to say anyway. night lovas!! craig furgusons on!he has a new opening sequence! does he really sing it??

Monday, September 28, 2009

well!

a few things! first and foremost... this will be bad because i am stoned. FIRST AND FOREMOST! . then. ok so my dads not dead. he had an almost heart attack. so who knows. hes still in the hospital but i dont think its a big deal.

anyway.. so moose is my girlfriend. she plays coy all day, but when shes in my room, we are lovas and we rub faces. she has a million bad nicknames already. she is moosie (obv), moo , moo moo, moo cow, moomer... along those lines. its amazing. shes milady.

uhhh.. i feel like i had more! but that may not be true! today was great, i basically did nothing. i did laundry... and i watched hes just not that into you with my mother. she liked it. so thats fun.

IM OUT

Sunday, September 27, 2009

well i just dont know what to think!

I guess this is a sort of serious post, sorry! this is my outlet! my outlet!

so i went downstairs at like 11:30pmish and the tv was on and all the lights were on and the door was unlocked but my parents were no where to be found and the car was gone. wierd for the martin household. i went downstairs to see if kelly knew and all i saw was erik sleeping in his briefs with the light on so i went back upstairs.

Anyway i go back down around 1am and kelly is outside smoking and i go KelLLlLllyyYyY in a spooky ghost voice from the window and she screamed a scream of genuine terror. my sisters a spaz. and i asked where mom and dad were and she said they were at the hospital (always! i kinda figured but i thought it was my sister having a crazy kelly hospital emergency) cuz my dad is having irregular heartbeats. So mom just called kelly and shes coming home and dad is getting admitted to downtown detroit with like some kind of heart arrhithmea (which tells me nothing, because thats what irregular heartbeats mean anyway) so like.. do they think hes having a heart attack or hes dying or what?? i kinda worry about my parents sometimes because they are both like candidates for heart attacks, they both big mid 50s yadiyada. So what am i supposed to be thinking about this?

i feel like i should be more concerned than i am. im staying up i guess cuz i wanna know whats going on... but my moms coming home soon and shell probably be upset.. what do i do with that? if shes upset that probably means i should be too... agh. i dont know! i dont want to deal with crying! i will stand awkwardly not crying while they are crying. i mean its probably serious if hes getting admitted downtown. so there that is. i dont know why i felt like blogging this. its a downer. but its on my mind! so there you go
Soooo this is what we do in our spare time... AHHHH!! KISS!! YOU WANTED THE BEST, YOU GOT THE BEST!!

OK ima try to tell as much as i can without being obnoxious! but this was like the best night of my life! lol! Ok.. so we get there were pumped were walkin up AND NO ONE ELSE HAS THEIR FACES PAINTED! Ok thats not entirely true, there were a few, but we were literally the only people I saw who had the whole band. So were outside of the building and people are filming things and they were filming like only one band member BUT WE HAD 4 so they came to us and we were on channel 4 news! yay sue saw it! so anyway we go in... and we were basically famous, like i know what it feels like now. We didnt know how crazy it would be at first (we heard you werent even allowed to bring cameras so none of us did!) but pretty soon after we get in there this guy wants his picture with us and he basically groped me and aprils boobs.. but it was all padding, little did he know. But the guy who took our picture with him took pictures of us seperately and gave us his card so we could get them later (??). Anyway... i dont want to go on at length about how cool everyone thought we were... but i literally think like 50 people took pictures of/with us and we were told we are DEFINATELY GOING TO BE IN REAL DETROIT! YAY!! so i have to get one on thursday! ill keep you posted! AND they were filming the live dvd there and we got interviewed a few times and the cameras filming were like right by us so we have to be on it! It was fucked up! like it was seriously the coolest thing weve ever done. i felt like a starrrr!

Anyway the actual concert was fucking AWESOME! WOOO KISSS!! Hahaha like seriously! ok so buckcherry opened and they were kind of amazing. the singer was smokin hot, hes a skinny boy with lots of tattoos and his pants were so tight and low but i never saw any crack. i dont know, thats all there is to them, but they were really fun.

Kiss comes on and theres fire everywhere and.. i dont even know! Theyre soo cool! gene simmons had all the blood come out of his mouth and he flew to the top of the stage and sang a song up there. The Star child (refer to christinas picture) is kinda the star of kiss though! who knew! he flew back to where we were (we had main floor but we were kinda in the back half) onto this platform and played LOVVVEGUNNNN WHOOAAA. it was soo good! We were in the confetti zone (ive never been hit by the confetti, this was a dream of mine) and it was everywhere. so much fire and crazy stuff. the drums spun in circles. it was insane. the whole group around us were from the graduating class of 88 and they were having a mini reunion at the kiss concert and we were all drunk with them, it was funny. they loved us. they kept taking pics of us and we kept having to pose and i just loved it! im not over how cool we were, like seriously, someone would be taking a picture and then other people would get in on it! feck!

Anyway, i bought a flippin awesome kiss shirt, it says kiss in rhinestones, xtina took it though! shes a slut! ill prolly get it tuesday during the biggest loser. SOOO after kiss we all went to stockdales in full makeup, it was really fun. eric lang and the ms were all there. the dj loved us and played some kiss. me and ms hug a lot now but i dont think well ever bone. dangit. he did have his arm around me when we were talking though! i just want it! feckkkkkkkkkkkkk. as it turned out drinking more wasnt the best idea, april drove us back to sams and i drove home from there which i dont remember at all. dont remember getting into bed or like taking out contacts.. but it all happened.

saturday i was supposed to work a double but i had to leave at 3:30, i was vomiting in the workplace. dangit. it was ok.. i went home and OLD SCHOOL and WEDDING CRASHERS were on in a row.. and then, NEVER BEEN KISSED. it was a good day for movies. i was cool. as it turns out, the best thing you can do when youre hung over is smoke some doobies cuz you forget how sick you feel and you can actually eat and not throw it back up. its nice to call off now cuz allison is managing now and shell actually cover.

niagara falls pics soon! maybe!

THE RETURN OF KISS!!




Wednesday, September 23, 2009

IM A WRITER!!

So Niagara Falls! yeah!! It was pretty amazing. I had a really good time. We did every fun dorky thing you could do. I think i gained maybe 17 pounds from all the shit we ate... but then again, just so you know, in like an overnight period, we used half a role of toilet paper. we just kept pooping! so much pooping! But we ate at the rainforest cafe, it was really fun, there were big fishtanks and fake monkeys that moved around every 10 min or something. AND fake thunderstorms. we also ate at the hard rock cafe. were really cool.

So what crap did we do>? Clearly maid of the mist. Xtinas fucking poncho! We were tipsy on it and her poncho just kept flying everywhere and she was the only one who couldnt keep a handle on it. It was soooooooo funny. she was literally the only person who was like losing thier poncho. it was flying off. i loved it. but it was really pretty. we didnt do the behind the falls. one day!!

We got this card that let you go to 7 places for $30, and each place cost about $10, so it was good. We went to: The Hollywood wax museum, glo golf, a big ferris wheel, ripleys believe it or not, 5 midway tokens... the other 2 need to be explained! Ok so it was unexpected and amazing, but there was this 3d ghost adventure and it was a ride. you got in these little cars and put on 3d glasses and you got a gun and you shot all these targets and super scary ghosts jumped out at you! it was the coolest thing ive ever done! The other thing was this fx theater, im not totally sure how i felt about it. i guess it was fun, but it was like a little movie and all the seats were on this moving platform and it moved with the movie. it was Journey to the center of the earth. It was fun for the most part but some of it was just jerky and it hurt. but im glad we did it. WE ALSO dominated the midway games. I fucking loved it. I love arcades. like this was amazing. i put in $20 and we got 70 tokens and most of the games were like 2 tokens and... i dont know, it was really fun. there were a lot of those games where you like shoot water at a target and you race the other person.. loved all of it. i did the thing too where you swing the hammer on the thing and it says how strong you are?? You know, the lights go up that big pole depending how hard you swing it.. anyway, im not very strong and i even did the women/kids button. because women are weak like small children. but its true!! i failed. But whatevs, i got like 150 tickets and i got a shotglass with them.

What else? Our hotel was attatched to the casino and we did a lil gambling. i put in $40 and came out with $15. not too bad. i won like $30 at one point but i lost all of it, clearly. OOO AND on day 2 we went to the worlds largest indoor aviary! it was probably my favorite thing we did.
First when you go on theres this amphibean area and i got to hold a lil alligator!! it was really cool! i have a picture, ill post it later. I could have held a snake but we were there when they were eating and i didnt want to hold a hungry snake. ...Then theres a nocturnal area and there were lots of bats and stuff. the bats were actually up and flying around, they were really cute. The big aviary part was amazing. it was all free flying birds, no cages, and there were some sweet birds, like big parrots and tucans. it was huge. theres no way i can convey how awesome it was. it was like 3 levels you go down and there was a waterfall. i loved it.

All in all, it was really fun. i want to go back more! its like a 5 hour drive but it didnt seem that bad. i spent far two much for like a day.. but whatever, we did like everything you could do. it was really fun. It got dark on the way home, and it was kinda scary because there werent any streetlights and we saw like 4 deer. I was on deer duty but you couldnt really see when it got really dark. scary! it felt like tawas. except.. not really. and the border guard gave us a hard time, i think he thought we were lying. he was a dick. i showed him a picture so he wouldnt make us get out so they could search. i think that was coming next. whatever!!! i dont know why they want to taint everyones fun time with their tudes! thpppp!

Today was crystal day. i bought so much shit. Dangit. i bought a charger for this phone someone lost at the state wayne that im taking. no one claimed it, its minnnnee. its green and beautiful and it has a keyboard. i think ima switch my card over tomorrow in it.

Pee wee herman was on jaY Leno.. not paul ruebens, pee wee herman. it was a little creepy and not funny. he brought out a salad bar and made salads. he didnt look old though.

KISS IS ON FRIDAY!!! I have to get some facepaint! and glitter hairspray!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

wooohooo


look how pretty april is!!

Yay im excited!! So yeah we upgraded the cleveland idea to Niagara Falls! Yayyy isnt that fun?? Im pumped! Its only for 2 days and our hotel is atatched to a casino and the hard rock cafe and our room has a fireplace and a giant view of the falls! i love it! i wanna go now. i dont want to work, i just want to be there. were gunna go on the maid of the mist and were gunna go to wax museums and the plan is to try to maintain a nice level of drunk, which i think we can do. THERES DINOSAUR THEMED PUTT PUTT! I mean i dont know what else i need to say. im readddy. ill take far two many pictures for like an overnight trip. so look forward to that.




there was a spider on my computer screen a few minutes ago, it was terrifying.




Tiny moose is ok. she hid the first day after she was fixed but shes silly again. shes a little snuggles. i want to anally rape her.




kim xtina and i went to the bar last night and talked about the amazing 3 way we would have. none of us ruled it out. it was a funny conversation. we walked home and i fell down and i have a scrape on my arm.




thats about all i have to say.




kujos tattoo... wow


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

First real bloggyspot post







I dont really have anything to say! I just wanted to make a first posty! SOOO






Moosie is getting fixed right now! i hope shes ok! i loves her, shes my darling!
OO And the spice girls just to mix it up






9/9

Dont worry, im watching the real world. i like it more than i should. this was a good season!!SOoooooo i basically feel like a beached whale. I just saw the worlds least flattering picture of me. I basically looked like rosie o donnel. i need to work out hard core!!!!!! ahhh! that eliptical is happening! i need it! fart! itll help me get through the creek episodes! only two episodes have happened since mr lewis left. i miss it!

I went to the doctor and i have a yeast infection, i guess. she looked at my vag (that was my first time ever!!) and it was awkward. i forgot to tell her aunt flow was in town and so my tampon string is hanging out AND she goes, well i can tell youre keeping clean, theres some residual toilet tissue in here. yeah there was toilet paper stuck in my vag. Did she really need to tell me? i think i could have gone without knowing. without knowing about the toilet paper in my vag. but i guess nothing to crazy was going on down there, so thats good. i have a wierd bump but she said it was ok, i wasnt from herpes. so thats good.

I bought a really cute new camera!! its green (clearly) and a lot nicer than my other one AND it takes pictures a lot faster. im excited to take it to fun things. my old camera went to all kinds of fun places!

I saw taking woodstock and i LOVED IT. it was soooo good. there was a lot of penis in it. there was vag in it too. just a lot of nakedness and drug use. i loved it. it made me want to be a hippy so bad. me and christina talked extensively about how we wish we were hippies and ways we can maybe make that happen now, ha but i dont think itll work to well. we came back from the movie and drank some HOEGAARDEN (yeah thats a beer) and smoked a jizzy and had profound thought. i loved it. we felt kinda smart at the time.Aiiiiight im out slooozies







Guess whos camera is broken?? MINE!! BUT i posted some pickies from the webcam! yayyy!! I went to the renaissance festival with allicon today andi got my face painted super cool AND i made a rainbow wax hand! yeah dont worry its doing rock n roll fingers. it looks a lot cooler in person!! ANNNYWAY the ol ren fest was better this year than last year, no one tried to lock anyone in jail and OO i bought rasberry cheesecake mix, its really good. im pretty excited about it.
APRILS WEDDING!!! It was really fun! April looked sooo pretty! ill post pics on my facebook/myspace yadiyada. We danced silly. It was all oldies music, i tried to request billy idol and he said it wasnt wedding music. LAME. if i evvvvvvvvver get married it will be the coolest wedding ever. ill only play marilyn manson. thatll be it. i feel like ishould have more to say about it.. maybe ill think of something later. it was a wedding, i dont feel like anything crazy exciting happened. i wasnt even very drunk, and it was an OPEN BAR! gahh i feel like i drank sooo much but like the drinks just kept getting more watered down. i think they thought i was a lush so they watered them down but then i wasnt getting anything good for like the last 2 hours? who knows! it was sad! either way xtina and i went to the bar after and got a lot sillier and then had a pottery party and we danced to soul asylum in the nude. at like 3:30am she went to bed and i thought it was a good idea to order the new jason on demand (which dont worry, it costs money on my tv) and then i watched it for about 15 minutes and went to bed
Ummm i have a stupid doctor apointment tomorrow so they can tell me i have a bladder infection. i hope thats it, i just want it to go away. i tried to work out a few days ago and my vag was so irritated i had to stop. i was in the zone! dangit!!
What else?? I wanna do something fun for my b-day!! like really fun! i dont know what for sure. me and christina were discussing going to the rock n roll hall of fame and finding a hotel by like a bar or something and getting silly. i dont know. i wanna go somewhere. i dont think ill be able to do anything on my actual birthday, its a sunday lammmmme. i think im still gunna take the day off though and just fart around i guess. For once in my life my motha asked what i wanted and i didnt know! well thats a lie, i told her to send me on a cruise but as it turns out thats too much sooo im at a loss. i think my sisters probably making me soap.
im out of mary jane and im just not very happy about it. i dont even know what to do with myself right now! maybe its good i dont have any. but i do love it. last night i was out also and i scraped the resin out of my bongy and smoked it. thats where im at in life.
xtina is applying to grad school at wayne state. shes supposed to be my still living at home and not really doing anything buddy. im starting to feel really lame but im at a loss of what to do. its frustrating. i genuinely dont have any motivation or ambition right now. like none. i just want to have a good time. im going into downer mode and im over it.
im covered in glitter. like 3 people at the fessstival threw glitter on me. it makes me a better person. i was watching e news and it said there would be a heathers tv show?? i dont think that would go well.

9/3

Sooo im pretty sure i have a bladder infection, yay! I really mean the yay, i thought i was dying because i always just assume thats what it is. I have the wierdest symptoms, my right side hurts (which i of course assumed was appendecitis), it hurts under my ribs and on my lower back, and i feel a little pukey, and all this shit has been going on for a while and its been getting worst over the past few days... Annnnnyway, i looked up some stuff and as it turns out, urinary infections have all that stuff i just listed... AND my vajay is a little irritated. so there you go.

My sister and erik are renewing their vows. Theyve already done it twice, but it was a nondenominational minister before and they need a catholic this time, yayyyyyyy. I guess i probably have to go. i told xtina if i go, im dragging her with me. Me, her, and my mom were talking about all the robin stuff and she got on to the sanctity of marriage... and im bad at keeping my mouth shut! i really wasnt that bad, i just said i dont think marriage is important unless somebody needs insurance or kids need insurance, thats it. They rarely last, blah blah blah i didnt say anything they dont already know... but of course she has to leave the room and i hear my mom tell her she has to just step away from the situation. ITS SOOO DUMB. she can talk about all this stuff i obviously dont agree with but if i say something then she has to step out. stupid. I dont remember what else we started talking about but mom said she was getting to catholic on us. i liked it. oh yeah it was about like in canada women can get historectomys so they dont have any more kids, no more periods. ITS GREAT! you cant do it here though and kelly said she didnt think women should be aloud to.

Toledo zoo today. It was fun. The usual. there was a cute baby monkey climbin around.

PS. look at this!! http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/ben-and-jerrys-celebrates-gay-marriage-in-vermont?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl3link6http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slashfood.com%2F2009%2F09%2F01%2Fben-and-jerrys-celebrates-gay-marriage-in-vermontben and jerrys made a gay marriage ice cream called hubby hubby!!

A side note to MR LEWIS- Im sure you wont anyway cuz ive written a shit ton in here, but just so's you know i dont expect you to read all these bloggys. Ive gone kinda crazy. you can skim. I just have so much i want to say!

8/30

feck!!ANDREW! this is basically for you! im writing it in blog form only because ive already sent you 3 emails and you havnt read any yet... does this help you not be overwhelmed in crazy emails? probably not.

Theres a workout commercial that just came on with mario lopez (ac Slater) and its playing machinehead by bush. i love it. annnyway....i guess all this isnt all that exciting. i saw breee and ron at wheelfest. i went with allison and jake the snake (i dont know if you remember him,he worked at the state wayne for a hot minute) to a journey coverband. It was aiight. i didnt see them at first but they were right in front of us and i saw bree looking at me so i did a silly wave and ron shaked my hand (uhhh ohhh) and we said heyyyy. THHHEEEN i saw jenny arquette at the red apple. i gave her your numbeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. OHHHHHH and ps. soo listen.

i know you hated thirteen ghosts... but i wonder if it was at least.... like how you used to hate certain movies cuz you loved jesus (like how you hated jen).... lol cuz im watching it right now. and i love it. like im not sure how you couldnt at least think it was entertaining. And i lve mathew lillard! hot! it was soo long ago you watched it! dangit!! i think youd have to KIND OF like it cuz its about ghosts.

listen!!! i really really really dont miss you at all and im glad your gone. whoever yoou are. good day.

8/29

So I have the night off work, i dont even know what to do with myself! and im on the computer! Cool!! Ima harrass someone to drink with me later, thats my plan.

Annnyway... State Wayne Drama! Its soooo good, are you ready? Are you ready for how good it is?? Well you know I had that concert last night (ill get into that in a hot minute) and Robin was covering for me. He called me and said there was just nooo way he could come in that night, he couldnt even get out of bed, and i said welll im going to a concert tonight and im not working, you can try virgil if you want. Anyway, he couldnt get anyone to cover for him and he came in really pissed ( and i suspect he was fake sick). The next day when me and Sue got to work theres a note on the desk annnnnnnnnnnd ROBIN QUIT! What a fucker! I mean Im happy about it. but still! What a little jerk. He was pissed he didnt get his way so he quit. AND heres the best part. you know hes cheating on his wife with the floozy and nowwwwwwww shes pregnant! ahaha we all knew it would happen. I cant handle it. So robins not living with his wife or giving her money and shes about to lose the trailer they were living in and they probably have to live in a shelter (thats what sue said) which is kind of fucked up, cuz thats like 4 kids that would have to live in a shelter. I like to think robin would let his kids stay with him and the biddy, or like someone in that family (which sue is a part of) would like take them in so they dont have to stay in a shelter. the whole things a mess. if i wasnt positive robin was a horrible person before, i am now. ABORT THAT SHIT.

Anyway... so thursday night was amazing, ive never felt so 90s in my life! Never ever! It was sooo good. Soul Asylum was awsome, the singer just held that guitar like he didnt give a shit and his hair hung in his face.. i basically felt like i was in 1994. Thats probably the closest ill get ever again. FRUSSTRAATTEDDD INCORPORATED! I love it. Isnt that the theme song in like Empire Records? I maybe need to watch that again. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sponge was really good, they played the hot hits. Sayyyyyyyy a prayer for meeeeeee Im plowed into the grounnnd!! Umm seven mary three, eh i mean they were clearly my least favorite, the singer looked like dave... Umm and we missed most of days of the new, i liked what we saw.

Anything else? I dont really think so. My sister makes soap now i guess? She keeps making soap and lipbalm. Gahhhhhh. And my dad is canning tomato sauce. everyone in my family is just making so many things. i hate all of it.Im done now!!

8/26

Theres a beatles special on and im really excited about it. Its good. I thought it would be lame but as it turns out, i love it. There playing songs right now with them like running around in the background on the beach. i like want to buy a playstation just so i can get rock band and play beatles rock band.

The problem with writing this like basically every day is that i dont know when i write repeats, so sorry if that happens!! I think I already wrote about how lame I am that I bought a dresden dolls dvd like a 15 year old girl? Dont judge, im prolly gunna use my vibe with it later, ahhahaha. minus the ahahaha, its really going to happen.

So I was pretty TO'd earlier... i just want to let it be known that i had to pay my dad $60 for gas for when he had to go up north and then drive home, i dont know if you remember that time that he did that.. and both of my parents kept not so subtly bringing up that i owe him the money so i payed it today.. and i heard my mom talking about it with my sister in the living room when i was in the computer room and she was talking about how my POOR dad had to drive up there to have us tell him to go to a hotel, and how rediculous we were.. Well of course i cant keep my mouth shut so i went in the living room and told her i could hear her, and for the record, after a few weeks of thinking about it, i still think they were both completely irrational and inconsiderate and ULTIMATELY WRONG! She was surprised i still couldnt admit to being wrong. Im re-pissed about it. but whatev, its over.

So all ive done in the past 3 days is see movies. 500 days of Summer was the cutest thing i've ever seen. I love it. I want to have sex with joseph gordan levitt all day long. look how cute they are together--> (the picture wouldnt post! blogspot! just accept it was cute!)


I also saw Inglorious Bastards TWO times TWO days in a row. Its my own fault, i commited myself to two people. xtina and crystal. It was good, i liked it, but i like 500 days of summer way better.Anything else??

Moosie is a runt, i think! shes staying the same size! I think she may be little forever and im soooo excited! AND she plays peek a boo! its cute i pop out my head and put it back and she gets so mad.Work and Soul Asylum tomorrow... i look forward to being silly. I think were going to miss Days of the New, but ill learn how to deal with it one day...More than anything in the world, right now.. I want a bread bowl filled with chicken alfredo. Theres an ad for it on my screen and i just want to make love with it then eat it. It comes with a chocolate lava crunch cake too! Id be a lot fatter tomorrow but its probably worth it.Ok Im out NIGHT BITCHES

8/24

Sooo last night i wrote a really long entry and none of it showed up! yayyy!! it might just be my computer cuz sometimes it has a hard time viewing things, but i dont think so! sad!

Theres an important matter to throw on the table before i move on: kelly and erik gossip. Guess who wants to be a deacon at a church??? Erik! I'm not sure that i can handle it. I hope it happens soon, I want to hear all about it for future mockings, and i can post it and we can all laugh. Kelly said he would be so good at it because hes such a good listener and hes so understanding.. and i just wanted to laugh, but i kept my mouth shut. EVEN THOUGH im really bad at not saying things, kelly was talking about how scientology is a cult, and of course i have to say most religions are kind of culty. Thpppppp

So I had my first bachelorette party experience!! It was really fun, we went on a party bus and i had no idea how cool party buses are! I went on a supposed party bus before for a baseball game and it was just an orange bus that we could drink beer on... But this one was like a limo and we could stand and dance and there was a giant penis in it! like 6 ft tall!! ill post penis pictures later. Annyway before the bus we got silly in Julies basement and we played crazy penis games. We got light up cups and carved penie's out of cucumbers. We pinned penises on a picture of a naked man blindfolded. Mine was clearly rainbow. After all that business, we went to Gigis and watched a drag show. It was fun, but i wish there was more dancing involved. When im trashed, i dont want to sit around watchin stuff, even if its drag queens. BUT it was still fun. THENNNN we went to albert on the alley (i think thats what its called).... sammy and april both threw up, yayyyy!! honestly..... not a good bar, there i said it. a shitty band played shitty led zepplin covers, and i dont even like led zepplin sooo.. yep. HOWEVER when we first got there... i freaky danced with a girl, yay! It was kinda dirty! I dont know who she was, at first i thought she was with us but i guess not. I didnt see her after our first dancy. But other than that, the bar was a dud. This all started at like 7 and ended around 2:30, sooo much drinking happened... Oh this is a given but at the 2nd bar xtina met a dirt and they danced. He like got on the bus when we were leaving and yelled across everyone for her #.What else??

I watched a movie and a big black man was watching the creek and i was pretty happy about it.I havnt moved at all today. ive literally done nothing.

i want to download music, but i dont think my labtop will do it. it used to! its just getting more ghetto. im too cheap for a new one right now, there are more important things to spend money on.

THURSDAY IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!!!!!! SOUL ASYLUM, SEVEN MARY THREE, SPONGE, and DAYS OF THE NEW!!!!!!!!!! Runaway train never comin back!!!! Im so excited!!

Tiffany at the state wayne SUCKS. i think she may remind me of my sister. And she calls her boyfriend her "other half" like i dont even know his name cuz thats all she says.. and i hate it.. i called her on it just to be snotty.. i couldnt help it, i just said i hate that soooo much, and i think she was a little offended. She also talks really loud to herself when shes doing things hoping youll comment on what shes saying. Thatsss a kelly thing to do. i hate it.That is all for now! PEACE

From 8/22

Ahhh! I'm not sure I remember how!! Crazy!!!Soooo dont worry, I saw Our Lady Peace earlier this evening, it was amazing!! They didnt fuck around, they only played like 4 or 5 new songs, and they playyed soooo many hot hits. I couldnt even handle it. 4am rocked my socks! Rain Maida was crazy hot. We waited around like groupies to meet them but we only got a picture with the drummer (wah wahhh) but im still clearly posting it on myspace later. MYSPACE.

ALSO, guess what i bought yesterday?????? KISS TICKETS! YOU WANTED THE BEST YOU GOT THE BEST!! We got the band back together and were all gunna paint our faces! MAIN FLOOR!! FOR KISS!!!

So I guess I left the most important thing for last. Like minds are gunna be blown. Andrew, I hope you read this. I dont know how this wasnt discussed before. i feel like at the time it was a dirty secret. I was not the instigator behind this, but this boy i used to talk to on the internet and i mayyyybe sometimes did titanic roleplay. it never got dirty, i was in like middle school, and we just talked like we were on the titanic in role play. (we also did other role playing but i dont really remember for what else) it probably only happened like 5 times, and i really didnt remember it until xtina, sammie, and i were talking about cyber sex. xtina maybe had crazy cyber sex yesterday, i was pretty excited about it. Umm do i have anything else really cool to say? Aprils bacheloretty party tomorrow? ima be a mess!! I think this marks the conclusion of this edition of the glitter_jerk journal. ps... the pottery barn is in town.