Wednesday, September 16, 2009

9/9

Dont worry, im watching the real world. i like it more than i should. this was a good season!!SOoooooo i basically feel like a beached whale. I just saw the worlds least flattering picture of me. I basically looked like rosie o donnel. i need to work out hard core!!!!!! ahhh! that eliptical is happening! i need it! fart! itll help me get through the creek episodes! only two episodes have happened since mr lewis left. i miss it!

I went to the doctor and i have a yeast infection, i guess. she looked at my vag (that was my first time ever!!) and it was awkward. i forgot to tell her aunt flow was in town and so my tampon string is hanging out AND she goes, well i can tell youre keeping clean, theres some residual toilet tissue in here. yeah there was toilet paper stuck in my vag. Did she really need to tell me? i think i could have gone without knowing. without knowing about the toilet paper in my vag. but i guess nothing to crazy was going on down there, so thats good. i have a wierd bump but she said it was ok, i wasnt from herpes. so thats good.

I bought a really cute new camera!! its green (clearly) and a lot nicer than my other one AND it takes pictures a lot faster. im excited to take it to fun things. my old camera went to all kinds of fun places!

I saw taking woodstock and i LOVED IT. it was soooo good. there was a lot of penis in it. there was vag in it too. just a lot of nakedness and drug use. i loved it. it made me want to be a hippy so bad. me and christina talked extensively about how we wish we were hippies and ways we can maybe make that happen now, ha but i dont think itll work to well. we came back from the movie and drank some HOEGAARDEN (yeah thats a beer) and smoked a jizzy and had profound thought. i loved it. we felt kinda smart at the time.Aiiiiight im out slooozies

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