IM A WRITER!!

So Niagara Falls! yeah!! It was pretty amazing. I had a really good time. We did every fun dorky thing you could do. I think i gained maybe 17 pounds from all the shit we ate... but then again, just so you know, in like an overnight period, we used half a role of toilet paper. we just kept pooping! so much pooping! But we ate at the rainforest cafe, it was really fun, there were big fishtanks and fake monkeys that moved around every 10 min or something. AND fake thunderstorms. we also ate at the hard rock cafe. were really cool.

So what crap did we do>? Clearly maid of the mist. Xtinas fucking poncho! We were tipsy on it and her poncho just kept flying everywhere and she was the only one who couldnt keep a handle on it. It was soooooooo funny. she was literally the only person who was like losing thier poncho. it was flying off. i loved it. but it was really pretty. we didnt do the behind the falls. one day!!

We got this card that let you go to 7 places for $30, and each place cost about $10, so it was good. We went to: The Hollywood wax museum, glo golf, a big ferris wheel, ripleys believe it or not, 5 midway tokens... the other 2 need to be explained! Ok so it was unexpected and amazing, but there was this 3d ghost adventure and it was a ride. you got in these little cars and put on 3d glasses and you got a gun and you shot all these targets and super scary ghosts jumped out at you! it was the coolest thing ive ever done! The other thing was this fx theater, im not totally sure how i felt about it. i guess it was fun, but it was like a little movie and all the seats were on this moving platform and it moved with the movie. it was Journey to the center of the earth. It was fun for the most part but some of it was just jerky and it hurt. but im glad we did it. WE ALSO dominated the midway games. I fucking loved it. I love arcades. like this was amazing. i put in $20 and we got 70 tokens and most of the games were like 2 tokens and... i dont know, it was really fun. there were a lot of those games where you like shoot water at a target and you race the other person.. loved all of it. i did the thing too where you swing the hammer on the thing and it says how strong you are?? You know, the lights go up that big pole depending how hard you swing it.. anyway, im not very strong and i even did the women/kids button. because women are weak like small children. but its true!! i failed. But whatevs, i got like 150 tickets and i got a shotglass with them.

What else? Our hotel was attatched to the casino and we did a lil gambling. i put in $40 and came out with $15. not too bad. i won like $30 at one point but i lost all of it, clearly. OOO AND on day 2 we went to the worlds largest indoor aviary! it was probably my favorite thing we did.
First when you go on theres this amphibean area and i got to hold a lil alligator!! it was really cool! i have a picture, ill post it later. I could have held a snake but we were there when they were eating and i didnt want to hold a hungry snake. ...Then theres a nocturnal area and there were lots of bats and stuff. the bats were actually up and flying around, they were really cute. The big aviary part was amazing. it was all free flying birds, no cages, and there were some sweet birds, like big parrots and tucans. it was huge. theres no way i can convey how awesome it was. it was like 3 levels you go down and there was a waterfall. i loved it.

All in all, it was really fun. i want to go back more! its like a 5 hour drive but it didnt seem that bad. i spent far two much for like a day.. but whatever, we did like everything you could do. it was really fun. It got dark on the way home, and it was kinda scary because there werent any streetlights and we saw like 4 deer. I was on deer duty but you couldnt really see when it got really dark. scary! it felt like tawas. except.. not really. and the border guard gave us a hard time, i think he thought we were lying. he was a dick. i showed him a picture so he wouldnt make us get out so they could search. i think that was coming next. whatever!!! i dont know why they want to taint everyones fun time with their tudes! thpppp!

Today was crystal day. i bought so much shit. Dangit. i bought a charger for this phone someone lost at the state wayne that im taking. no one claimed it, its minnnnee. its green and beautiful and it has a keyboard. i think ima switch my card over tomorrow in it.

Pee wee herman was on jaY Leno.. not paul ruebens, pee wee herman. it was a little creepy and not funny. he brought out a salad bar and made salads. he didnt look old though.

KISS IS ON FRIDAY!!! I have to get some facepaint! and glitter hairspray!!