Dawwwgy

Today i bought 2 things that really signify who i am as a person.. and i think they may be the two things i buy the most in life... clearly batteries for my vibrator and booze. that is my life. and i think i may be really happy with674,k ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn that. moo moo walked on the keyboard, i thought id leave her input. i also bought her a rooster hat for halloween but i havnt successfully gotten it on her yet. i think i will be able to when shes reallll sleepy. BTW half of my bacardi is already gone! ahhh! how do i do it???

Tomorrow my mom and i are going to a baseball game, the twins are playin clearly. it will be fun, the tigers might win the pennant (? i think?) and if they do then its kind of a big deal i guess so everyone will be crazy. stuff might explode, i dont know. then im makin xtina go on a bar night with me cuz i have the night off.

So earlier today.. me and crystal were comparing my sister to roscoe, my white cat, and i think its pretty accurate. they both hunch over and they both are kind of smelly and greasy. its the truth! its the truth and im not afraid to say it! and anyway, today my mom was talking about how erik loves to take care of roscoe and i thought it was funny because roscoe and kelly are both needy and smelly. does anyone get it???? i laughed. Todays an anti kelly day. shes needy and she always wants someone to pity her and im kinda over it. she sits there all hunched over and like making faces and everyones always asking whats wrong and she always falls asleep in the living room and everyone has to force her to bed and erik like puts and arm around her to carry her down.. and im just like, if everyone stopped humoring her, maybe shed stop doing it. i hate it! blahhhhhhhhhhhhh. my moms on the same page. i was glad.

Another purchase today was strawberry milkshake whoppers. ive always wondered what those are like and the conclusion isss EHHHH. they alright. i thought they would change the middle part to be like strawberry but its the same, they just changed the outside. not something id do again!

i think moo just sipped some of my boozies. she looked displeased. im obsessed with my cat! dangit! im not aloud to write about her ever agian. this is really all i have to say anyway. night lovas!! craig furgusons on!he has a new opening sequence! does he really sing it??