Friday, November 27, 2009

oh boy

Wellll... im watching south park and ween were on it? Whaaa? Push the lil dasies? I was excited. and by excited... i mean mildly amused.

Moose is helping me type today.

Sooo ill start with the fun stuff before i go straight to bitching about my sister. So xtina, amber, and i went to sponge on wednesday! It was a lot of fun. Well first we got there kind of late, which means.. well doors were at 8 and we finally parked around 8:15... we couldnt find parking because all the floats for the thanksgiving parade were on woodward and thats where the Majestic is. anyway, we parked, got to the doors, and there were 10 people tops waiting outside, and they let us in after about 5 minutes. We found a setlist and as it turned out, there were 3 other bands before sponge and they didnt go on until midnight. We were kinds like... ehhh at first, but it gave us more drinking time. it was fun. there were burlesque acts between bands. they were kinda lame but we saw a lot of boobs with pasties on them.. and the bathroom was out of paper towels so i wiped my hands on my big black sweater thing, and one of the hot ladies was in there too and i let her use me as a paper towel. i was aroused. achacha. anyway.... xtina made out with 3 different boys. one tried to put his arm around me after they made out so i put my arm around amber and moved away. groossss. xtina was sloozin it up. it was funny. so sponge came on at midnight. they started with wax ecstatic and they played 3 out of 4 of their singles right away. but i was pumped about it. singer man was hot and he was right in front of us, it was cool. he had the hots for xtina?! she pulled in all the mens. he held her hands and sang to her literally 3 times. and during one of their last songs, he let a whole bunch of people on stage and he tried to get her to go up but she didnt. BUT she talked to him backstage and he blew all these other floozes off to talk to her... so i guess were gunna stalk sponge now. they play in pontiac the 26th and i think we goin. it was a fun night. it was long enough for most of our drunks to go away so we werent to crazy driving. we clearly ended out night at like 3am at the nip.

i worked 12 hours without a break today. gross.

thanksgiving was yesterday. it was just me and the parents. we all agreed eriks a pompous ass. those were my moms words. we talked at length about it. but you know how my mom is, after a while she gets huffy cuz she feels like she has to fix something. and im like mom were just venting. but she doesnt get it.

well now i am ready to bitch about kelly and erik. what is the stupidest thing they could do?? i really want you to think about it! because i guarantee your answer will be what they are really doing. they are..... trying... to have a baby. right now. right now while they are living in her parents basement. TRYING. TRYING TO HAVE A BABY. TRYING. TO. HAVE. A. BABY!!! agh!!! and theyre reason is because i guess its not healthy to have babies past the age of 30 (i can only assume that was pulled out of someones ass) and kellys 27 btw, but erik is 32. they are dryin up i guess. you know what i think will make an unhealthy baby? kelly and erik. any time. even ignoring any physical problem that it will definately have, can you think of all the crazy emotional problems this kid will have? erik is autistic. kelly has sculliosis. kelly is still manic depressive (or so i was told like a year ago). i dont need to list it. because they are both morons. the plan is that.. well kelly will definately have a job within the next 9 months. but NO ONE would ever hire a pregnant woman who hasnt had a job in 5 years. nooo one. what the fuck? what the fuck really??? they have to know thats gunna like put them on welfare and foodstamps. they are essentially planning to go on welfare. they are those people. GROSS. i cant defend it. if they ask me what i think... i cant defend it. i wont be able to say one nice thing. agg when i write this much it doesnt let me hit enter to make spaces anymore. agh!! well i guess ill leave you with this.... mom was telling me how kelly doesnt feel like she has a sister because of how i treat her and erik wishes he could walk in a room without me making him feel unwelcome. i was considering doing those things. until now. i really cant defend them or their behavior. they are both idiots

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