Have you ever received a hickey from the last person you kissed?
Nope. that was a one time only! the amazon! ahhhh its been that long! sad! i needs to do something stat!
Will you kiss them again?
Eh i somehow doubt it.
What time did you wake up this morning?
Around 11. I watched the gilmore girls and ate a delicious pot pie.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Eh nobody wants to know all that
Think of your last kiss, was it good?
Yeah it was actually really good. groping and everything! dangit
Is the last person you kissed attractive?
I thought so or else i wouldnt have done it! but i was also really drunk!
Have you ever held hands with the same sex?
Yeah im not sure who hasnt! i guess a lot of boys wouldnt. but whatevs! If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Hmm i feel like in the past i would have always said fall... but right now.. i want summer! i just want it to be hot all the time!
What was the last thing you drank?
Well im clearly drinking beer... Im doing a survey, what did you think!!!
Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
nah its all me
Have you ever kissed the last person you text messaged?
Ha wellll not with tongue!
confidence cute?
It depends how confident... i definately hate anything that resembles cocky. so theres that.
Where is your mother?
downstairs reading
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Well... right now i wish xtina was here because the biggest loser is on but shes too busy shellin out sausage! dont worry she works at hickory farms now! thats all NOBODY ELSE. jjjjk
What made your day?
Um today was kind of ehhh.. i did very little.. BUT i did discover recently that fye sells used cds for like $5 and under so i bought 3 more today. i got 2 more cranberries cds and a stone temple pilots cd. AND the biggest loser is on. two people go home today! its really serious
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
I wouldnt know.
Who should start the kiss, the girl or the guy?
The person who isnt me! maybe thats why i dont do it so often!
Have you ever kissed anyone within an hour of meeting them?
Yeah its a good time
Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Hopefully soon! my insides are exploding
What are you doing tomorrow?
Crystal day!! I think were seeing Men Who Stare At Goats! it looks like a good time. maybe red lobster??
Do people ever call you by your last name?
No. maybe as a joke? but really, no
Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
Ha wellll ive hugged my mother and my moose
When I say the word "spring", what do you think of?
the season
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Motha fucking boredom! im kinda goin out of my skin. im at a loss.
what are you siting on right now?
on my beautiful couch
do you ever think these questions through?
not so much... as previously stated.... drunk. i have to be to do this
Do you understand football?
For the most part. do i like it? no
Have you told anyone you miss them lately?
yeah i believe so. thpppppppp. i stole this from heather and she talked about how her lova goes to school an hour away and how awful it is and i wanted to fart on her face.
Is there someone that can make you smile no matter what?
ha who knows
Would you ever live with any of your best friends?
absolutely!
Have you ever looked at the stars with someone?
its happened
Tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
FUCK MY COCK. ya know... i dont know who i like. there are little likes here and there but nothing crazy serious. i liked the ms but hes seein a slooze i do believe. sad.
Do you swear often?
yeah id say so
How's your hair right now?
annoying. i want to cut it and dye it... but you know how i am, i really dont want to make an appointment somewhere. its wierd. i know.
Have you ever hooked up with someone just to make someone jealous?
nah
Are you under the influence of anything at the moment?
lots of beer
What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
Id wonder who was raping me while i was sleeping? i was like over 10 days late i do believe on the ol p-rod. i would have been really nervous if i was anyone else. id clearly abort it if it was for reals.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Not in the least
Last thing that made you cry?
ugh
Do you have a bad temper?
um i dont think so. i can get snotty. i get snotty at work sometimes. and with my family.
How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
i think its been 4
Hmm i feel like in the past i would have always said fall... but right now.. i want summer! i just want it to be hot all the time!
What was the last thing you drank?
Well im clearly drinking beer... Im doing a survey, what did you think!!!
Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
nah its all me
Have you ever kissed the last person you text messaged?
Ha wellll not with tongue!
confidence cute?
It depends how confident... i definately hate anything that resembles cocky. so theres that.
Where is your mother?
downstairs reading
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Well... right now i wish xtina was here because the biggest loser is on but shes too busy shellin out sausage! dont worry she works at hickory farms now! thats all NOBODY ELSE. jjjjk
What made your day?
Um today was kind of ehhh.. i did very little.. BUT i did discover recently that fye sells used cds for like $5 and under so i bought 3 more today. i got 2 more cranberries cds and a stone temple pilots cd. AND the biggest loser is on. two people go home today! its really serious
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
I wouldnt know.
Who should start the kiss, the girl or the guy?
The person who isnt me! maybe thats why i dont do it so often!
Have you ever kissed anyone within an hour of meeting them?
Yeah its a good time
Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Hopefully soon! my insides are exploding
What are you doing tomorrow?
Crystal day!! I think were seeing Men Who Stare At Goats! it looks like a good time. maybe red lobster??
Do people ever call you by your last name?
No. maybe as a joke? but really, no
Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
Ha wellll ive hugged my mother and my moose
When I say the word "spring", what do you think of?
the season
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Motha fucking boredom! im kinda goin out of my skin. im at a loss.
what are you siting on right now?
on my beautiful couch
do you ever think these questions through?
not so much... as previously stated.... drunk. i have to be to do this
Do you understand football?
For the most part. do i like it? no
Have you told anyone you miss them lately?
yeah i believe so. thpppppppp. i stole this from heather and she talked about how her lova goes to school an hour away and how awful it is and i wanted to fart on her face.
Is there someone that can make you smile no matter what?
ha who knows
Would you ever live with any of your best friends?
absolutely!
Have you ever looked at the stars with someone?
its happened
Tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
FUCK MY COCK. ya know... i dont know who i like. there are little likes here and there but nothing crazy serious. i liked the ms but hes seein a slooze i do believe. sad.
Do you swear often?
yeah id say so
How's your hair right now?
annoying. i want to cut it and dye it... but you know how i am, i really dont want to make an appointment somewhere. its wierd. i know.
Have you ever hooked up with someone just to make someone jealous?
nah
Are you under the influence of anything at the moment?
lots of beer
What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
Id wonder who was raping me while i was sleeping? i was like over 10 days late i do believe on the ol p-rod. i would have been really nervous if i was anyone else. id clearly abort it if it was for reals.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Not in the least
Last thing that made you cry?
ugh
Do you have a bad temper?
um i dont think so. i can get snotty. i get snotty at work sometimes. and with my family.
How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
i think its been 4

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